Boob Talk Uman Update
4/15/2013 9:12:00 AM
I did these stories on the air this morning but I thought it was too much breast information too fast all at once so I thought I'd assist my male friends by putting these VERY IMPORTANT stories on the blog today. Read and live long happy healty lives boys!!
PS: The last story is my favorite and most important to your health.
PSS: Yes, that's a bacon bra. John
WEIRD NEWS: Woman With Deadly Breasts
Posted: Sunday 11:30AM Apr. 14, 2013 PST
Claire Smedly, who has the biggest breasts inBritain, is afraid her enormous 40MMM chest could kill her boyfriend.
She claims her ex-boyfriend nearly died from suffocation during sex three years ago.
Since then, her boobs have grown even bigger – and now weigh 35 pounds each.
The danger is even worse because Claire demands sex up to five times a day, so the 30-year-old mother of three, is always on her guard during bedroom romps. (Daily Mail)
PUT YOUR FAT – INTO YOUR BREASTS
If you haven't said, "I wish I could take the fat out of my butt, and thighs and put it into my boobs" you are lying! Pretty much every girl has at some point thought about the redistribution of the fat on their body, even though it's only in jest.
Fact is, the new science of breast augmentation is fat grafting – taking fat from another part of your body, and combining that with an implant to create a more realistic and natural looking boob job! The procedure, just like the traditional boob job, doesn't last forever, but it does hide the presence of an implant, which tends to become more prominent as time passes.
Some surgeons are doing these procedures already, so it sounds like this will be the new norm in boob jobs. (Cosmo)
Speaking of breasts ...
THE BREAST PART OF LIVING
The next time you catch your man staring at another woman’s chest, cut him some slack – it could be adding years to his life.
A new German study says that staring at women’s breasts for a few minutes a day is as good for men as going to the gym.
And the Germans aren’t alone. An expert on aging says "Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout.”
And not that you’re going to want to hear this, but men 40 or older should spend 10 minutes a day looking at breasts that are at least a D cup. (Daily Record)