Lern and I made a bet about the elction. It was who we thought the country would elect president. Lern put her money on Obama, and I put my BUTT on the line for Romney. The stakes that were up for grabs were the following:
If Obama would have lost, Lern would have run around Union Station scantily clad with the KSHE flag -- in the cold.
If Romney would lose, I would eat the ends of a full package of hot dogs. (This sounds easy, but I never eat hotdogs and it disgusts me to do this.)

The country voted...and President Obama will now serve another term...and therefore, I must eat the butts.

Here are three videos about what just happened:

Pre-Hotdog butt-eating Showdown:

The After Reaction:

Memorable quotes from the texter:

Memorable texts from the HotDog Butt Extraveganza:

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Kiss em

Eat some butt old man ....everybody does at 1 time or another whether u admit it or not...u can do it.....from tony mooney ay mooneys custom collision in hecker il

Hey Ulett, the reason they look like "butt holes" is so your mouth doesn't slam shut when eating them ... "BOTTUMS UP JOHHNY BLUE "... -​ jimmy -​eureka

Just think John your eating lips and ass from a bunch of animals that roll around in shitty slop! Have a nice day!

Lern could have been running around half naked , instead u-​man eatin' weenies !

Surely you're used to rectum on your mouth. You've outlasted far too many DJ's not to have.

I think ur eating the colon to john

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Rectum? Damn near killed 'em! Lol

Hey John,A K A,BUTT BREATH,be sure to rinse your mouth out with Listerene,lol,so you don't have BUTT BREATH!!LMAO! YOU GUYS ROCK,JUST HAVING SOME FUN.:-​)

enjoy your balloon knot breakfast

Good thing there not circimsized

 John