Girls topless on a golf course? I can beat that.
6/14/2012 1:33:00 PM
Boobs on a golf course? I’ve seen worse….or better I should say.
I golfed a few times in the PT’s tournament at Gateway International in Madison, IL. I’ll never forget the first time. I was told that there would be naked girls all over the golf course and sure enough there was. Now mind you, I had golfed at Gateway many times before this tournament so it was freakin’ me out that I was about to see this spectacle.
In order to gain access to the club, there was a checkpoint set up with an Illinois State trooper asking for a pass code. Once you gave him that you were free to proceed to the club. How’s that for security? Once I made it to the club, there was a lunch set up with lots of strippers in various forms of dress. We had a good lunch and then off to the course.
There were naked girls on the tee boxes, the greens and probably out in the woods. Distracting you ask? Yes, but in a good way. But I learned something very valuable this day. There are guys out there who act like they’ve never seen a naked woman in their lives. I mean, I was embarrassed for some of these idiots and the way they were acting.
I would say that putting was the most interesting aspect of the day. You usually had two to three girls on each hole and they would stand behind you and help you putt. (Insert joke here) However, there was always one girl who sat behind the hole to assist if your ball was going long or wide…let’s put it this way, as long as you hit an inner thigh, you made your putt. Did I mention you'd better have plenty of singles in your pocket for this round.
On one particular hole, there was a tent set up where I'm assuming that lap dances or a facsimile thereof, was taking place. I had already blown through enough money at that point so I passed. This round of golf was taking too long as it was.
In fact, these rounds of golf at this tournament were the longest in the history of mankind. I’m not kidding here, probably 5 ½ to 6 hours. I’m sorry, but that is too long to be on a golf course regardless of the presence of naked women. I do remember that my foursome did win an award that day. We each got a trophy for, “The Worst Liars Club.” I’m very proud of that to this day.
Getting back to the story of these two women at the Woodlands…big deal! Go to the PT’s tournament! Click here for the story at the Woodlands.