Morning Rock Show

What better way to show the warriror-woman of the front desk a better tribute than pranking the hell out of her on air! In case you missed it, here is our prank call to Josie: If you ever come by to get tickets -- be nice to our girl! Love, Lern and John
Lately the Cardinals have relied on me to host their Opening Day Ceremonies and I cannot put into words how much that means to me. A lot of work goes into planning this yearly event by so many Cardinals employees and at the very end of that line of responsibilities is me. It...
I met Chi Chi Rodriquez before a Cardinals game in April of 1996. Chi Chi was one of the most colorful performers to ever play on the PGA Tour. When he made big putts he would go through a bullfighter stabbing the bull routine, then he would slam his putter into a make believe...
In case you missed it this morning - Uman replayed "Lern's Golf Rant" because the Masters is this weekend. If you haven't noticed, Lern absolutely HATES this 'sport.' Uman has the Masters on all day in the studio every year and therefore, we celebrate this wonderful week in...
I got an e-mail today from a longtime listener and fellow radio man Charlie Summers. He was visiting his uncle in New Orleans and his uncle had this photo of him and me hanging on a wall in his house. Charlie was amazed to see it there and took a picture of it for me. Oh, by the...
6:00a: Klassic: Artist: Elton John and HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Title: “Teacher I Need You” Album: Don’t Shoot Me, I’m Only the Piano Player, 1973 RATING: 10 out of 10 - Elton is legendary! Jon Hamm Gets Out of Rehab The hottest man in the world (according to women, worldwide), Jon Hamm...
6:00a: Klassic: Artist: Pete Townsend Title: “A Little Is Enough” Album: Empty Glass, 1980 RATING: 5 out of 10 GOLD EXISTS IN YOUR POOP: Researchers have discovered that there are trace amounts of minerals, including gold, in our fecal matter. Metals can be found everywhere...
6:00a: Klassic: Artist: The Sutherland Brothers Title: “ (I Don't Want to Love You But) You Got Me Anyway” Album: Lifeboat, 1972 RATING: 9 out of 10 WHY WOMEN SHOULD BE WITH MEN OVER 50: 10 Great Reasons To Date a Silver Fox (as made up by Lern...and the real reasons from...
6:00a: Klassic: Artist: Kantner, Slick and Freiberg (of Jefferson Airplane) Title: “Across the Board” Album: Baron von Tollbooth & the Chrome Nun, 1973 RATING: 10 out of 10! 9:00a: LONE KLASSIC: Artist: Glencoe Title: “Airport”